You know all those stories about heroes and stuff, where they go out and make the wasteland a better place after discovering something, and then go into self discovery and shit? Fuck that shit. This is the story of two scum bags as they loot, kill, cheat, and flirt their way through whatever the fuck they want. Meet Serena. She’s an addict and a whore. Meet Lucky Shot. He’s a gambler and a drunk. Together, they are going to have fun. This is an joint fic that has been suited with maiming writer’s block with a dapper friend of mine named [url=http://www.fimfiction.net/user/7-4]Seven-Four[/url]. Go check him out. This story will follow the random adventures of the two; the first chapter showing how they met. Afterwards, chapters may be irrelevant to each other as they are different adventures. As a note, Seven-Four writes as Serena, and I write as Lucky Shot, respectively.