A call comes in for an Emergency Teleport outside of Cloudsdale. That's just a normal day for me as a Ministry of Peace unicorn. It's all going according to protocol until I get a message from my boss telling me I have to wait at the crash site for Sparkle-Cola to get their stupid property. Dearest Celestia, I'm bored... Author's Note: This story is a first-person story about a name-less stallion. The story assumes that you are already familiar with Fallout Equestria and the terms used. This has absolutely no influence of the main Fallout Equestria or any side story. It's just it's own little story. Enjoy.