Normally these stories are about heroes, those selfless types who are awakened to the harshness of this blistering wasteland they were born into, then they try their best to ensure the ponies they inevitably surround themselves with survive to the end. This is not one of those stories. Freaky is not one of those heroes; frankly, he's an idiot. A selfish, horny idiot with very little marbles rolling around in that thick skull of his. He'd be more than happy to let some other pony do the heroing just so he could go to his menial low-paying job then go to sleep in his bed, hopefully with some desperate mare looking for a quickie, then wake up and repeat the next day. But then, there wouldn't be a story if that was all he did, now would it? And whether he likes it or not, Freakeasy is going to have to start playing the hero because quite frankly, there's no one else for the job. Thus begins the very strange and twisted adventure of a mentally deficient young pegasus stallion named Freakeasy.