Random writing prompt silliness [spoilery]

[Scygnus]

Okay, on this old fanfiction forum I used to frequent, we'd have in the idea section these occasional 'writing prompt' thread, where they started out with 'Character X gets ____!' or something.

So, I thought I'd throw one up here and see what amusing things you guys can come up with.

"Littlepip sleeps for a long time... hundreds or thousands of years! Then she wakes up, but she's...!"

... a man. "Directed by M. Night Shymalan" << Suggested by Mittens in the IRC.

And I had two I came up with.

... mentally dead! Her body has been taken over by her Pipbuck, which has somehow obtained sentience and is asking all those crazy questions about the meaning of life and why she/it exists! (Post GoE slice of life, Johnny 5 style.)

... somehow been sent back (or forward!?) in time and has become Celestia at some point many years before the bombs fell! She can save Equestria...! If she doesn't go crazy trying to keep it a secret from Luna and the hopefully never-to-be Ministry Mares! (Hijinks ensue!) "Didn't I reject this *pipswear* job once already!?"

So throw them out there! The sillier the better!

[Adder1]

... still actually just dreaming. INCEPTION.

[JetWave]

When she wakes up she find herself in a world full of giant giraffes in a super advanced civilication that all cheer when their rare artifact is finally awake! She is not seen as a real creature but more as a "It" and is put in some kind of museum for display (but more comfortable and of course, advanced). Apparantly she isn't even on her own plannet anymore and have been taken away from Equestria. Suddenly, a rebelion group of Giraffes steal her and demands money for her. Then it shows that Homage is their high leader who don't have any plans for actually giving her back. Yes, Homage have travelled into the future so that she can be there when her love wakes up! There is obviously a lot of complications though. Then they have to fight the Giraff goverment to give freedom to all the other species that are forced into being entertaining and used. This with the help of the few rebels.

Or she wakes up noticing that her tail and head have switched places on her body.